**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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