OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
