god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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