If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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