this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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