Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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