Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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