That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i came on her dog
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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