Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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