My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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