1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Floor bacon is actually really good
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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