Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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