I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You can make out without kissing
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I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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