On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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