super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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