I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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