did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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