? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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