He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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