He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I forgot how hot balto sounded
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents