The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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