So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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