her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Mom said you looked used
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Randomize
