Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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