You're so nebulous sometimes
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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