You can't motorboat a personality
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
home. puking in laundry basket.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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