We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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