Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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