Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm getting married
To pizza
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize