you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Alive.
So much puke
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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