That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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