no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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