The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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