I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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