The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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