people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
