Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
