I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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