You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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