ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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