my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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