So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Verdict: uncircumcised.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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