that's an acceptable place to lick
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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