if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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