love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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