So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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