brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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