HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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