Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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