I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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