i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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