Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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