have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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