Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize