You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
you made out with another girl for some wings
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
