she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
